Top 60 Dirty Quotes For Him & Her

Check out our collection of the best dirty quotes for him and her. Our list consists of two parts: the first part includes dirty phrases for him & her (with images) and the second part is a collection of popular quotes made by famous people.

Dirty And Funny Phrases

1. “Your pants, they bother me. Take them off!”

2. “I want you, all of you. I want to feel you inside me, deep inside me. I want you to tell me when you’re going to cum, hear you moan my name and fuck me harder.”

3. “Kiss me hard & fuck me harder!”

4. “WE SHOULD FUCK. Like right now, right here. Hard, fast. Pin me down, kiss me hard, look me in the eyes and fuck me like you’ve never fucked someone before.”

5. “Moanday. Tongueday. Wetday. Thirstday. Freakday. Sexday. Suckday.”

6. “Your face would look better between my legs.”

7. “I swear to God I won’t stop until you’re shaking.”

8. “Get your ass in my bed”

9. “Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?”

10. “Tease me until I’m begging for it”

11. “Your clothes would look nice on my bedroom floor.”

12. “Be naked when I come home.”

13. “Lets makeout, have sex, cuddle and have a deep talk. Then lets have sex again, go out to eat, then go back home, watch a movie and have sex again.”

14. “I wanna do bad things to you”

15. “I swear to you I won’t stop until your legs are shaking and the neighbors know my name.”

16. “I just want you to be happy. And naked.”

17. “I’m a lip bitter”

18. “I’m in my bed, you’re in yours. One of us is obviously in the wrong place.”

19. “We should have lots of sex”

20. “I love the way you fuck me”

21. “I licked it, so it’s mine!”

22. “If you bite my pis or kiss my neck, I promise to rip your fucking clothes off.”

23. “Shut up and kiss me.”

24. “Be gentle with me. Be sweet ad kind, oh hell! Who am I kidding? Flip me over, ride my ass and pull my hair!”

25. “Go ahead. Touch it”

26. “I want to capture you, like this, and freeze it forever.”

27. “Eyes on me, baby. Always on me!”

28. “I want you inside me”

29. “Spank me. It’s the only way I learn.”

30. “Push me up against the wall and do dirty things to me.”

31. “It’s not that I’m horny all the time.

Popular Dirty Quotes

32. “No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor.” – Betty Friedan

33. “I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.” – Woody Allen

34. “Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.” – Oscar Wilde

35. “Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.” – Mae West

36. “The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.” – Woody Allen

37. “Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.” – Hunter S. Thompson

38. “Sex is kicking death in the ass while singing.” – Charles Bukowski

39. “Is sex dirty? Only when it’s being done right.” – Woody Allen

40. “Sex is an emotion in motion.” – Mae West

41. “Books are finite, sexual encounters are finite, but the desire to read and to fuck is infinite; it surpasses our own deaths, our fears, our hopes for peace.” – Roberto Bolaño

42. “Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.” – Woody Allen

43. “Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.” – Woody Allen

44. “Instead of being presented with stereotypes by age, sex, color, class, or religion, children must have the opportunity to learn that within each range, some people are loathsome and some are delightful.” – Margaret Mead

45. “I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.” – Katharine Hepburn

46. “I haven’t had sex in eight months. To be honest, I now prefer to go bowling.” – Lil’ Kim

47. “I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me.” – Joe Rogan

48. “Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go.” – Kingsley Amis

49. “I’ve enjoyed the opposite sex a lot. Always have. Always will.” – Betty White

50. “To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you’re impotent. She can’t wait to disprove it.” – Cary Grant

51. “Love is an ice cream sundae, with all the marvelous coverings. Sex is the cherry on top.” – Jimmy Dean

52. “Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.” – Andy Warhol

53. “Sex is like washing your face – just something you do because you have to. Sex without love is absolutely ridiculous. Sex follows love, it never precedes it.” – Sophia Loren

54. “I need more sex, ok? Before I die I wanna taste everyone in the world.” – Angelina Jolie

55. “Sex appeal is the keynote of our civilization.” – Henri Bergson

56. “Software is like sex: it’s better when it’s free.” – Linus Torvalds

57. “Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.” – Jackie Kennedy

58. “The only burning passion I’m sure I have, is the passion for sex.” – Robert Crumb

59. “I got great sex education, and I always knew that if I wanted to be sexually active, I had to have safe sex.” – Jenny Slate

60. “I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.” – Phyllis Diller