20 Best Funny Graduation Quotes for All of Your Instagram-Worthy Photos

 

funny graduation quotes — robert orben
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Robert Orben

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that “individuality” is the key to success.


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funny graduation quotes — patricia akins
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Patricia Akins

Remember, when it comes to applying for jobs, books are judged by their cover!

funny graduation quotes — mark a cooper
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Mark A. Cooper

Life has no remote....get up and change it yourself.

funny graduation quotes — george foreman
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George Foreman

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at 4:00 in the afternoon, I’d be a college graduate today.

funny graduation quotes — harry banks
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Harry Banks

If at first you don’t succeed, try to hide your astonishment.

funny graduation quotes — elbert hubbard
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Elbert Hubbard

Do not take life too seriously — you will never get out of it alive.

funny graduation quotes — sarah brown
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Sarah Brown

The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.

funny graduation quotes — muhammad ali
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Muhammad Ali

If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you.

funny graduation quotes — thomas dewar
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Thomas Dewar

Minds are like parachutes — they only function when open.

funny graduation quotes — james e ryan
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James E. Ryan

Each year at graduation, I am obliged to offer a few “brief remarks,” which are usually not as brief as they should be.

funny graduation quotes — erma bombeck
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Erma Bombeck

Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After 22 years of child-raising, they are unemployed.

funny graduation quotes — lily tomlin
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Lily Tomlin

The road to success is always under construction.

funny graduation quotes — george w bush
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George W. Bush

To those of you who are graduating this afternoon with high honors, awards and distinctions, I say, "Well done." And as I like to tell the C students: You too, can be president.

funny graduation quotes — doug larson
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Doug Larson

The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.

funny graduation quotes — bette reese
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Bette Reese

If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito.

funny graduation quote by jon stewart
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Jon Stewart

The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is an elective.

funny graduation quote by frank a clark
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Frank A. Clark

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere.

funny graduation quote by john green
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John Green

Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you.

funny graduation quote by aaron sorkin
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Andy Sorkin

You’re going to fall down, but the world doesn’t care how many times you fall down, as long as it’s one fewer than the numbers of times you get back up.

funny graduation quote by neil gaiman
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Neil Gaiman

Be wise, because the world needs wisdom. If you cannot be wise, pretend to be someone who is wise, and then just behave like they would.

20 Best Funny Graduation Quotes for All of Your Instagram-Worthy Photos 20 Best Funny Graduation Quotes for All of Your Instagram-Worthy Photos Reviewed by Admin on June 29, 2023 Rating: 5

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