20 Best Funny Graduation Quotes for All of Your Instagram-Worthy Photos
Robert Orben
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that “individuality” is the key to success.
Patricia Akins
Remember, when it comes to applying for jobs, books are judged by their cover!
Mark A. Cooper
Life has no remote....get up and change it yourself.
George Foreman
I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at 4:00 in the afternoon, I’d be a college graduate today.
Harry Banks
If at first you don’t succeed, try to hide your astonishment.
Elbert Hubbard
Do not take life too seriously — you will never get out of it alive.
Sarah Brown
The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.
Muhammad Ali
If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you.
Thomas Dewar
Minds are like parachutes — they only function when open.
James E. Ryan
Each year at graduation, I am obliged to offer a few “brief remarks,” which are usually not as brief as they should be.
Erma Bombeck
Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After 22 years of child-raising, they are unemployed.
Lily Tomlin
The road to success is always under construction.
George W. Bush
To those of you who are graduating this afternoon with high honors, awards and distinctions, I say, "Well done." And as I like to tell the C students: You too, can be president.
Doug Larson
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
Bette Reese
If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito.
Jon Stewart
The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is an elective.
Frank A. Clark
If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere.
John Green
Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you.
Andy Sorkin
You’re going to fall down, but the world doesn’t care how many times you fall down, as long as it’s one fewer than the numbers of times you get back up.
Neil Gaiman
Be wise, because the world needs wisdom. If you cannot be wise, pretend to be someone who is wise, and then just behave like they would.
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